Politics

7 Tweets That Prove Donald Trump Is Really Regina George

March 27th 2016

By:
Almie Rose

Donald Trump uses Twitter the way most people use a diary — he writes exactly what is on his mind as though no one is going to read it. But Trump has over 7 million Twitter followers who are reading, responding, and retweeting his musings, most of which, are not always particularly positive or kind

Trump is like a popular teenage girl, and his Twitter is his burn book.

That's when I realized that If you were to take a Trump tweet and replace the names with characters from Mean Girls, they would read like a real Mean Girls quote.

Inspired, I took to Tumblr and made Quit Trying To Make Trump Happen. Here are those tweets (and more) from Trump that have been Regina George'd.

Even Bigger Liar

Just watched lightweight Karen lying to a small crowd about my past record. She is not as smart as Gretchen, and may be an even bigger liar

Little Gretchen Wieners

Little Gretchen Wieners is just another plastic that is all talk and no action. #RobotGretchen

Dumbest and Worst

Karen Smith, who was one of the dumbest and worst plastics in the history of our school, is now pushing me on tax returns. Dope!

Desperate

Crazy Gretchen Wieners supposedly had lyin’ Cady Heron at her house last night. Cady is desperate and her lying is getting worse. Cady can’t win!

Highly Overrated 

So the highly overrated plastic, Cady Heron, is allowed to constantly say bad things about me at this school, but I can't fight back? Wrong!

My Father

My father the inventor of toaster strudel left me a relatively small amount of money (compared to where I am today-over $10 billion) but vast amounts of really expensive white gold hoops

I didn't even need to change this one.

It’s amazing how people can talk about me but I’m not allowed to talk about them.

I'm not the only one who picked up on Trump's Mean Girlification. Nylon made a video that depicts teenage girls reading Trump's tweets, as a sort of theater of the absurd:

Meanwhile, Marco Rubio says, "I'm not going to be anybody's vice president" and it's like...